Multiple game modes provide a stimulating orgy of objectives: penetrate and be penetrated as fast as possible or compete in absurd, silly and sexually suggestive games and challenges. Players control a detached penis complete with testicles and an anus. I probably won't bother playing the campaign this year, though-it doesn't sound like much has changed.Genital Jousting is an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once. Nothing wrong with exchanging fire from behind a couple tanks.
The simple, three-lane maps can be quickly grasped if not outright memorized, and I'm having a good time both flanking and going head-to-head down middle lanes. The (ever so slightly) slower pace has made me feel competitive again, and I appreciate that it's not just an SMG and quickscoping show: LMGs and the semi-auto Garand were viable in the beta and that seems to be the case post-launch. Except this year I'm more excited than usual: I really enjoyed the Call of Duty: WWII multiplayer beta, and I'm keen to put the M1 Garand to work again this weekend. In a country like Australia, which had to campaign for years to get an R-rating for games equivalent to the one movies have, it felt like a step forward for the way we see games.Īlso I got to play Genital Jousting with a dildo controller and that was a riot.Īfter almost exactly 365 days, Call of Duty is back, baby. Rather than feeling exploitative it was actually a mature space in both senses of the word, a little nook of calm where games that dealt with sex both seriously (like One Night Stand) and not so seriously (like Genital Jousting) were given context, presented in a matter-of-fact way, and still allowed to be fun. Shaun Prescott and I already listed the best new games we saw but it was also nice to see a few we've already covered, like Knuckle Sandwich and Forts and West of Loathing.īut the best thing I did, right before leaving on the Sunday afternoon, was hunt down an exhibition half the people I spoke to didn't even realise was there: a 'xxxhibition' of adult games. But I went this year and I lined up and I listened to esports commentators and hardware vendors shouting and I made it to the indie section and suddenly everything was OK. I normally don't go to PAX because even though it contains a thing I like (videogames) it also contains things I hate (loud noises, people). As much as I hate to say goodbye to my Legendary weapon after building it up over the past year, cutting ties with the old and saying hello to the new is a great way of making Warcraft feel exciting again. I love that World of Warcraft is taking new risks, but also dumping old systems at the same time. It's an example of how experimental WoW is getting with its design, something that I spoke with game director Ion Hazzikostas about several months ago. This new PvE activity is supposedly inspired by Warcraft's real-time strategy roots, letting you command AI troops on the battlefield as you siege key strongholds along with 19 other players. There's a few new features that I can't wait to learn more about, like Warfronts.
Battle for Azeroth appears to reignite that conflict in exciting new ways, with each faction getting their own separate continent to explore before setting out to wage war on each other. I've enjoyed Legion a lot, but always resented how Warcraft was ignoring one of its most compelling conflicts: the Alliance versus the Horde. As much as I do love me some Vanilla WoW, it's the former that has me really excited. Terrific for the RTS community.įor a World of Warcraft fan, the opening day of Blizzcon 2017 has been pretty nuts, what with the announcement of a new expansion and World of Warcraft: Classic servers. I discovered yesterday that there's a sequel coming in 2018-instant add to my wish list.īonus High: StarCraft 2 goes F2P in less than two weeks. SMB's system-specific difficulty settings are excellent, pitching and batting both have depth without being too technical, and the game really respects your time. Suddenly I've spent 14 hours playing the sport I allegedly don't like during one of the busiest gaming weeks of the year.
#GENITAL JOUSTING CONTROLLER SERIES#
The World Series reminded me: Chris reviewed Super Mega Baseball a couple years ago and loved it. Last weekend I was looking for something arcadey to play on a controller while I watched TV. I give all my attention to hockey (come hang out with us in our #iceboys Discord channel if you're a PCG Club member), but on PC, I've got few choices for any sports at all. My roommate had to drag me to a bar to watch the unprecedentedly crazy World Series games between LA and Houston. Continuing our sports theme: I don't like baseball.
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